The Padres Drinking Game

Padres baseball is so difficult to watch this year and the only way to make it fun is to add some BREWS into the mix. Courtesy of @joosef, here are some rules for a possible drinking game:

Defense
Take a drink when:

Bartlett commits and error

Denorfia dives at a fly ball and it goes past him

Headley skies the ball over Rizzo’s head

Hundley throws the ball into CF on a steal

Richard throws the ball away on a pick-off to 2nd.

Rizzo stands there watching the ball go between him and 2nd.

Dick Enberg
Take a drink when he says:

Warning Path

Players names incorrectly

Starts rooting for the other team

Comes back from Wimbledon and the team starts losing again

Uncle Teddy
Take a drink when he says:

Blames underperformance on injuries and then says he’s not making excuses.

Says padres are better than opposing team even though stats, record, and scoreboard say otherwise.

Brown noses the GM (Hey Jed, nice pickup!)

Tries to sell you something.

Channel 4
Take a drink when:

shows a shot of Moorad/Garfinkel

Offense
Take a drink when:

The side strikes out looking.

Runners are left in scoring position

Batter swings at the first pitch after a walk

When Rizzo or Luddy gets Petco’d

When bunts go bad..

Headley rolls over and hits a 15 hopper to first base

Brings up the tying run to the plate

Starting Pitching
Take a drink when Mosely gets the following:

No decision

No run support

Comes out of the game by the 5th inning

Game Situations
Take a drink when:

Bell blows the save

Gregerson walks in the go ahead run

Frieri hits/walks the bases loaded

Shutout

Game goes into extra innings

Bases loaded with no outs – no one scores

Hudson comes up lame and is taken out of the game

every time a former padre comes back with another team and jacks one out of Petco

 
Buddy Black
Take a drink when:

comes out to argue with his hands on his hips

CHUG everytime Bud Black comes out to argue and nothing comes out of it at all

pinch hits with a pitcher.

 
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