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Morning Coffee: The Petco Park Anthem

The Petco Park Anthem

(with apologies to Francis Scott Key)

 

Oh say can you hit

a-a home run for me?

O’er the wall in right field

Because center’s just too deep.

 

Can anyone here go yard?

How ‘bout you, Yasi G?

Or perhaps Alonso

‘cause we need a run, you see.

 

And with Cash on the mound

Can some runs please be found?

A 2.12 ERA

Means we need about three.

 

Oh say can these Padres

Maybe bri-ing ba-ack Tony Gwy-nn?

If he could hi-it .400

Then we might get a win.

 

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